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Hey, why'd you leave?

2
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Because it's super hot outside. It's
like a thousand degrees.

3
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It is pretty hot, but I mean, like, it's
fun. We've got food, hot dogs, lots of

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people.

5
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Yeah, I did.

6
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I had a hot dog and I went swimming.

7
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I'm good.

8
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Well, why don't you come back down?

9
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I might.

10
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I don't know.

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I'm lonely. I need someone to hang out
with.

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Dude, there's plenty of people here. Go
hang out with some of your friends.

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I know, but you're my stepfather. You're
supposed to hang out with me.

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I hang out with you all the freaking
time.

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Okay, but I want to hang out with you
today, like, right now.

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I just, like, some of those, I don't
know, some of the people here I'm, like,

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not, you know, super tight with, you
know?

18
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This is kind of like your pool party.

19
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I mean, we're having a pool party,
though. A party pool.

20
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Yeah, I did. I went.

21
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I was a kid.

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Some can be a hard time.

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Stop it.

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I went to the party.

25
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But... Maybe I'll calm down a little
bit. I just need to chill out.

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I mean, okay, if you say so.

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Go home. There's plenty of people to
hang out with. Can we hang out here

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then? I mean... I mean, I don't care.

29
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Okay.

30
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Well, um... Actually, I'm kind of
avoiding someone.

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Who?

32
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Well, he goes to my school. His name is
William.

33
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I don't know. I have a crush on him, but
I don't think he likes black girls.

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Oh, yeah.

35
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William. Yeah.

36
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What do you mean?

37
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Did you talk to him?

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I mean, I tried, but he just kind of
gives me the cold shoulder all the time.

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So I figured it's probably not worth it.

40
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I mean, he's probably just never been
with a black chick before.

41
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I mean, have you?

42
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Yeah, of course.

43
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Really?

44
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Yeah. No, you haven't.

45
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Yes, I have. I love black girls.

46
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Since when?

47
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Since, like, always. What are you
talking about? I've literally never seen

48
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you with a black girl before.

49
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I mean, I'm not bringing girls around
that often, you know?

50
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I was kind of seeing a black chick a
couple months ago.

51
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Show me five pictures of a black girl
that you know.

52
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That's not me.

53
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Five.

54
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I mean, I might have some.

55
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Well, let's see it.

56
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I don't take a lot of pictures. What's
wrong with you? I'm not, like, proving

57
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myself to you.

58
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Come on.

59
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Let's see them.

60
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I'm not lying. Why do you think I'm,
like, making this up?

61
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Because, like, where's the proof?

62
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I mean, it's like, I don't need proof.

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I mean, you're my little sister. I'm not
going to be like, oh, look at this.

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Girl, I'm banging. Look at this chick
I'm dating, you know?

65
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I mean, aren't we close, though?

66
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Yeah, but... I'm your step-sis.

67
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Yeah, but there's... It's not like
I'm... You know?

68
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My little sister's not somebody I'm
like, oh, I need to talk to her about my

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dating life.

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Like, it's exactly what I'm doing, you
know?

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Okay, well, I need you to prove that you
like black girls, because I don't

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believe you.

73
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What do you think? Like, just... You
can't find a white guy that lives in a

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black shit?

75
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It's not that hard. I know it's not you.

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I, 100%, I mean, I can prove it, but.
Prove it.

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Well, actually, I shouldn't do that, so.

78
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What are you thinking about? Go back to
the party. Go back to the party. Oh,

79
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show me.

80
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I, no.

81
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Please.

82
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And then you're going to be like.

83
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I mean, like, if you let me touch your
boobs, like, I would get a boner. You're

84
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weird. Stop.

85
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I know. That's weird. I just thought,
like, yeah, I shouldn't have said that.

86
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Weirdo. I'm just saying, like, not
because you're my sister, just because,

87
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like,

88
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you look pretty good, and I like black
chicks in your haunt, so I would get

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hard.

90
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You know?

91
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Don't. Hey, listen, don't.

92
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tell anybody no i'm telling you that's
what i said like i was just i'm just

93
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joking so just leave me alone okay well
what if i did let you touch my boobs

94
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would you seriously get hard yes okay

95
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Really? Yeah.

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Let me see.

97
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I mean, you can see for yourself if you
want. Oh my god, you're sticking out of

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your shorts.

99
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No, wait. That's bad.

100
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You're a perv.

101
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I just... I shouldn't do that.

102
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Well, I mean, we're already here now.

103
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So... Can I...

104
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You must know. You must watch.

105
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I've never been with a white guy before.

106
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I just want to taste it. It's like one
lick.

107
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Okay.

108
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Listen. You can't tell anybody about
this, okay?

109
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Hey,

110
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what are mom and dad doing?

111
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They're not gonna look for us, are they?

112
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Let's not think about that right now.

113
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Yeah, me.

114
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I can't believe you're my first white
guy.

115
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You shouldn't be doing this. You suck me
at things bad enough.

116
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What do you mean you shouldn't be doing
that?

117
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We are parents. It doesn't matter.

118
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They're not going to find out.

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Do you have a condo?